英倫翻譯社/ Trsmaster

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Women should treat themselves well. If you wear yourself out, there will be other women to spend your money, live in your house, spank your kids, and sleep with your husband.

女生還是對自己好一點，一旦妳累垮了，就會有別的女人，花光妳的錢，住妳的房子，打妳的小孩，睡妳的老公。

There are three things that wives don’t ever want to run into: a car, a ghost, and a mistress.

人妻最怕撞三件事：撞車、撞鬼、撞小三。

Love is not possession. If you won’t allow any freedom for your partner, then what you really need is a pet.

愛情不是占有，如果連讓對方呼吸的空間都沒有，那你需要的是一隻寵物。

In life, making concessions may bring you a whole new world of options. In marriage, making concessions will only bring you a world of loneliness.

做人呀，是退一步海闊天空；但婚姻呢，是退一步人去樓空。