英倫翻譯社/ Trsmaster

Once a mother called her son and said, 'Dear , yesterday there were two pieces of cake and today there's only one'. 
'Sorry, mum,' replied the boy, 
'it was so dark that I did not see the other!' 
某天媽媽把兒子叫過來，"親愛的，昨天那裡有兩塊蛋糕怎麼今天只剩一塊呢。"
"對不起，媽，"男孩回答，"天太黑了所以我沒看到另外一塊!

Q. What do you call an angle that got in a car crash?
A. A rectangle
Q. 被車碾過的三角形叫什麼?
A. 長方形。

A vampire bat comes back to his fellow vampires with a bloody mouth. They stare at him jealously and ask him where he got the blood.
In reply he asks them, "Did you see that tree back there?"
"Sure," they reply. 
"Well, I didn't !"

"一隻吸血蝙蝠帶著滿嘴的血回到牠的吸血同伴身邊。牠們嫉妒的盯著牠問血從那來的。
牠不答反問，『你們看到那邊那棵大樹了嗎?』
『當然，』牠們一致的回答。
『我沒看到!』

Doctor: "Say, the check you gave me for my doctor bill came back."
Patient: "So did my arthritis!"
醫生：『看，你給我的那張支票跳票了(又回來了)。』
病人：『我的關節炎也是啊!』