A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. A mile down the road, he’s stopped by a police officer.
The officer walks up to the driver’s side window holding a Breathalyzer and says: Good evening, Sir. We are testing drivers for drunken driving.
Driver: Oh, no problem.
Officer: Would you mind blowing into this machine?
Driver: I’m sorry. I have asthma. If I blow on that, I will run out of air.
Officer: Can you take a blood test?
Driver: No, I have anemia. If you stick a needle in me, I will bleed to death.
Officer: Well, then we need a urine sample.
Driver: I’m sorry, officer. I can’t do that. I’m also a diabetic. If I do that, I will get really low blood sugar.
Officer: Then get out of your car and walk 5 yards along that white line.
Driver: I’m sorry. I can’t do that either.
Officer: Why not?
Driver: Because I’m dead drunk.
(中文翻譯)
有個人離開酒吧，進入車子之後就呼嘯而去。他開了一英里，遇到警察臨檢而停下來。
警察拿著酒精測試儀走向這個人的側窗，說道：「你好，我們要檢查駕駛是否酒後駕車。」
男人回答：「好的，沒有問題。」
警察說道：「麻煩您對著這個機器吹口氣。」
男人回答：「很抱歉，我有氣喘。如果我一吹氣，就會窒息死掉。」
警察說道：「那麼您就做個血液檢查吧。」
男人回答：「那也不行，我有貧血。如果你在我身上扎一針，我就會流血過多致死。」
警察說道：「那麼我們需要收集你的尿液。」
男人回答：「很抱歉，我也不能做那個。我是糖尿病患者，如果我那樣做，血糖就會變得過低。」
警察說道：「那就請你下車，沿著那條白線走 5 碼。」
男人回答：「對不起，這我還是做不了。」
警察說道：「為什麼？」
男人回答：「因為我酒喝太多了。」
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